Ruined Life Tank

Poor Bob... Wherever he goes people he's never met walk up, shake his hand, pose for pictures and say "Thanks for ruining my life, Bob!" Of course, it's all done tongue-in-cheek. Bob haand his boating magazines have inspired countless numbers to abandon the rat race and cast off their lines for adventures unknown, sailing the Seven Seas and REALLY living life! For all these folks, they embody Bob's famous mantra: "Don't dream your life, live your dream"... Even if you haven't yet sailed off into the sunset, but you've been inspired to plan that getaway, this shirt's for you, too! (Also available as a t-shirt HERE)

Our carefree tank is fit for any venue whether layered or on its own and is made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. The direct-to-garment digital printing we use is of the highest quality. After receiving we suggest airing out your shirt. The residual printing process odor will go away quickly, especially after the first wash.

Each shirt is custom printed one at a time, so you can expect to receive your new shirt in approximately two weeks. Please make sure you order the correct size. Returns, exchanges and refunds are only given in the event of defective shirts. We unfortunately cannot grant returns, exchanges or refunds for wrong sizes.

SHIPPING: 7-14 days

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