Don't you just get a little tired of explaining the difference between a "bumper" and a "fender"? Or that there are no "ropes" aboard a boat? Well, this inventive shirt will do all your explaining for you! If you get a silly landlubber question, just turn around and have them read your back! Original artwork by Rich Marker.
This District tee is our most popular unisex shirt, made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with double-needle sleeves and hem and featuring a Rib-Knit Crew Neck.
Each shirt is custom printed one at a time, so you can expect to receive your new shirt in approximately two weeks. Please make sure you order the correct size. Returns, exchanges and refunds are only given in the event of defective shirts. We unfortunately cannot grant returns, exchanges or refunds for wrong sizes.
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